Only Serious Applicants Need Apply
What is it about being 21 and in the Suburbs that makes it so difficult to find a man? I’m not THAT picky, I just have high standards. Besides the fact that I’m surrounded by attractive dads, 17 year old boys or the standard awkward man-child that still lives with their parents, it shouldn’t be this difficult. Not too toot my own horn or anything, but I think I’m a pretty good catch. I’m smart, I have a real job, and I’m hilarious. Best of all: I have really cool eyes. No lie, they are a million different colors.
Clearly, I am doing something wrong. I guess I can’t find any suitable men in the Nordstrom shoe department. Instead, I’ve created the next best thing- A “Wanted: Boyfriend” Personal Ad. This is almost as good as online dating, almost because anyone can apply, which is obviously a perk (i think…)
Scared to apply? Don’t be, I’ve been a cool cat since 2005 (not since birth, unfortunately)
P.S that email is real. Get at me: anennylife@gmail.com
BREAKING NEWS! Someone responded to my Dating Ad!!
Disclaimer: I didn’t actually respond…
Check out the email below in all its glory.
Fun fact: I’ve actually met him before, about 3ish month ago (i think). He sat on my car. TIA
A Nenny Life 
hahaha this is amazing!
Thanks ! =]
You left out beautiful on the outside and inside. This Gram is on the look out for a nice Jewish doctor. Are you out there?
Oh lord, at least this isn’t half as bad as the “one nite stand” ads I’ve seen posted all over the trains and in central Brooklyn. but hey, if works….maybe I should try it?
Haha I don’t know if it works. Maybe I should put them up around town, like a lost puppy sign. (Too much?) I’m not ballsy enough to do that