Mid Week Pick Me Up (3.0)

Only Serious Applicants Need Apply

What is it about being 21 and in the Suburbs that makes it so difficult to find a man? I’m not THAT picky, I just have high standards. Besides the fact that I’m surrounded by attractive dads, 17 year old boys or the standard awkward man-child that still lives with their parents, it shouldn’t be this difficult. Not too toot my own horn or anything, but I think I’m a pretty good catch. I’m smart, I have a real job, and I’m hilarious. Best of all: I have really cool eyes. No lie, they are a million different colors.

Clearly, I am doing something wrong. I guess I can’t find any suitable men in the Nordstrom shoe department. Instead, I’ve created the next best thing- A “Wanted: Boyfriend” Personal Ad. This is almost as good as online dating, almost because anyone can apply, which is obviously a perk (i think…)

nenny life bf ad copy 2

Scared to apply? Don’t be, I’ve been a cool cat since 2005 (not since birth, unfortunately)

P.S that email is real. Get at me: anennylife@gmail.com

BREAKING NEWS! Someone responded to my Dating Ad!! 

Disclaimer: I didn’t actually respond… 

Check out the email below in all its glory.


Fun fact: I’ve actually met him before, about 3ish month ago (i think). He sat on my car. TIA


  1. miktan · May 29, 2013

    hahaha this is amazing!

  2. Madeline Weizer Hess · May 29, 2013

    You left out beautiful on the outside and inside. This Gram is on the look out for a nice Jewish doctor. Are you out there?

  3. TheGirl · May 31, 2013

    Oh lord, at least this isn’t half as bad as the “one nite stand” ads I’ve seen posted all over the trains and in central Brooklyn. but hey, if works….maybe I should try it?

    • jsimpson112013 · June 2, 2013

      Haha I don’t know if it works. Maybe I should put them up around town, like a lost puppy sign. (Too much?) I’m not ballsy enough to do that

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